Instead of "Holy Rollers" JW's will be known as "Holy ORG'ers"
Pete Zahut
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JW.Orgy......let's come up with slogans
by AndDontCallMeShirley inhere are a couple suggestions for slogans:.
missionary positions available".. 2.
where jesus isn't the only one coming for a second time".. .. add yours to the list.
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Orange County NY friends, you there?
by FMonroe inmy name is frieda.
i grew up next door to the jehovah's witnesses kingdom hall in monroe ny, which is now the village of kiryas joel.
i am doing research for a family history and i'm trying to get a picture of the kh before it was destroyed.
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Pete Zahut
To send a message to another poster:
1. Click on their User Name (above their Avitar) and you'll be directed to another page.
2. At the top of that page there will be a "send message" button.
3. Click on the "send message" button and you'll be able to compose a message in the box that pops up.
4. When they reply, you'll see a number 1 in red, next to that little "envelope" next to the "log out" button located at the top of the page you are viewing.
5. Click on the little envelope symbol and you'll be directed to their reply (sometimes it takes several attempts to open replies)
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New field service rules coming this summer
by doinmypart innew guidelines for field service coming this summer.
new publication to be released giving new ways of counting time, conducting studies, group activities, etc..
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Pete Zahut
1.Make a 15 minute video of a field service presentation...post it on Youtube and count 15 minutes for each hit received.
2. Go to a Karaoke Bar and sing a 3 minute Kingdom Song and multiply that by the number of people in the audience who didn't walk out.
3. Count time while praying at the dinner table and multiply the length of the prayer by the number of unbaptized people at the table.
The possibilities are only limited by ones imagination. The trouble is, the ratio of hours spent for each new convert will go way up.
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JW.ORG signs to be put on all Kingdom Halls! New directive.
by stuckinarut2 inso i have been told that all kingdom halls are to have a large jw.org sign placed prominently out the front..... can anyone confirm this?.
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Pete Zahut
A lot of Cities/Towns don't allow banners on public buildings or require permits allowing them for a limited time.
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All appointed men are being told they have to pioneer now!
by stuckinarut2 inyes, you read correctly..... all appointed men have been told in a new letter that they have to pioneer to "set the lead" whenever there is a "special" campaign month.
they use some scripture saying that these ones have to show by example.... so for any of us who are appointed and have learned ttatt, it is going to be very hard to fade during this time!.
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Pete Zahut
As usual , I agree with OTWO and think this directive is a good thing because it will be the straw that broke the camels back for many of those who just can't hack it anymore.
All appointed men have been told in a new letter that they have to pioneer to "set the lead" whenever there is a "special" campaign month
Maybe they meant to say "Annointed Men" LOL !
Another creative way you will be allowed to count time, it to have a jw.org sticker on your car. Then you can count time for all daylight hours. You are being a witness after all!
If the bumper stickers are reflectorized they could park their cars on the street at night and count time while they sleep.
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Frozen and Sparlock the warrior wizard
by NewYork44M ingiven that magic is from satan, this is what we learned from the horrible story about the little boy and sparlock the warrior wizard.
i am curious to know if witness kids are allowed to see the movie frozen.
i am not a big disney fan, but this movie was wonderful.
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Pete Zahut
I wonder if any JW's threw their kids Sparlock video away becasue it contained images of a Warrior Wizard.
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The Demons love the Watchtower !!
by AndDontCallMeShirley in"i was very nearly trapped beyond hope of regaining freedom, in one.
of satan's most successful devices, viz., spiritism.
i was induced.
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Pete Zahut
Apparently they trust what the Ouija Board only when it tells them things that support their agenda. The rest of the time, it's the demons trying to mislead them.
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G.B. ARRANGED A MEMORIAL WITHOUT EMBLEMS!
by The Searcher inweird!.
http://ilynca.blogspot.co.uk/2014/04/unforgettable-memorial.html?spref=fb.
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Pete Zahut
I made a comment on that site similar to what Data-Dog and NotNew posted but they disappeared within minutes.
I posted your comment Data-Dog but don't expect it to be there long.
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JW.ORG link
by Pete Zahut ini was thinking about the thousands upon thousands of posts that have been made on this site over the years and all the valuable information contained in them.
i was also thinking about all the years that this site was in existence before i stumbled upon it.. i wondered if from now on, if each person making a post on this site, put the words jw.org at the end of the title of their post or somewhere in the body of their post itself, if it would somehow drive those who are looking for jw.org to this site instead?.
for example "what's up with those new literature carts ?
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Pete Zahut
Thanks for your input so far....maybe the moderator of this site would know if this would work.
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Pete Zahut
The organization was started by religious zealots way back when and it has taken on a life of it's own. It's ways have been spread to others and its success lies in it's ability to fill (for some people) the basic human craving to have answers and certainty in an uncertain world. The answers don't always have to make complete sense so long as they are somewhat plausable but more importantly, mask the fears caused by uncertainty.
People get caught up for decades gladly spending their energies and giving support in return for the distraction from the realities they fear.Many of them stay with it for a lifetime but mostly it's a continuous Circus Carousel of people stepping on and stepping off at different intervals.
Many were placed on the Circus ride by their well meaning parents or were themselves attracted by the pretty ponies and bright lights of everlasting life in a perfect new world. Each rider pays his fare, clings on to the shiny brass pole and calls out to other potential riders still standing on the sidelines because they truly believe that being on the carousel is the best place to be.
In time, for one reason or another most start to see the chips in the paint and the dust collecting on the bright lights. They see oddities of the other riders and notice the crazed looks in the eyes of the garish ponies they are riding on. They begin to realize they are only going around in circles. They know they must step of the endlessly spinning ride or be flung off by those who have no time of riders who don't love the Carousel anymore....riders who remind them that they too are getting tired of the merry-go -round they are trapped on.
Sadly they acknowledge that their fare has long ago been spent by the man in charge of the ride and that he is only interested in finding new customers. They've been reaching for the brass ring for decades keeping themselves busy pulling new ones on board and getting them settled onto pretty ponies of their own. They understand now that although Carousels do serve a purpose in this world, they aren't meant to be ridden on for a lifetime. They also know they've been dazled by it's bright lights for years and are uncertain how to walk in a straight line of their own choosing. Despite this, they return to solid ground but must for a time put up with the spinning sensation that lingers from their years of circular thoughts and movement.
The Governing Body members are an older more heavily entrenched version of this. They have reached a level where there's no turning back. They are being carried along by the heavy momentum of an already moving machine. They keep changing the colored lights, freshening the paint and updating the music in an effort to make the ride make more sense or seem more interesting to the millions who are being carried along just as they are. One by one, former riders are leaving and fading into the crowd while new ones are climbing on board, neither one noticing as they pass eachother by.